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... just a quick update to let folks know that 1HRx Entertainment is now being run by this man:
Yup. Good ol' Statutory Ray has been given C.E.O. status of this here bidness and, well, stick around to see if he brings it out of the slums or just uses his new run of business cards to get laid.
Only time will tell...
Click here to add Ray on Facebook, or contact him at ray@onehourpharmacy.com.
... stick around,
-1HRx Staff
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The World Famous Cannabis Cafe has gone full-on grandaddy kush and is giving their on-air microphones to local Portland C-level celebrities Statutory Ray (of 1HRx Entertainment, Exotic Magazine & Club Sassy's) and Rochelle 'Dirt Star' Love (of DSL Open-Mic Comedy at Dante's. You can listen to this online radio show at 6:00pm at wfcc.listen2myradio.com (click here) as part of Patrick Perkins (local comedian)'s The Interview/Talk Show.
Roll that shit, spark that shit, then visit wfcc.listen2myradio.com (no login/membership needed) to listen to a stoned DJ and pseudo-pornstar lay it down, Cannabis Cafe style!
-1HRx Staff
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If you had twelve months to live, how many lapdances would you get?
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Celebrate a night of unrestrained awesomeness of epic proportions, with two simultaneous stages of sexy nekked performers, apocalyptic theme sets, hourly raffles for prizes and specials, plus much, much more!
DJ HazMatt aka Statutory Ray (of Exotic Magazine) will be hosting this event, the hottest Wild Orchid dancers will be providing visual stimulation and the sexiest bartenders in town will be providing non-stop liquid encouragement.
This all goes down at 15826 S.E. Division in Portland, OR (click for map), just east of 158th. If you haven't been into Wild Orchid yet, click here to watch the StripSearchMe.com video for a preview, starring Ray himself (and set to a Vert Sin soundtrack).
This is a 21-up event, no cover... Make sure to RSVP on Facebook (click here). see you there!
-1HRx Staff
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Are you folks ready to party all weekend long? No? Too bad! 1HRx Records' supreme mixmaster DJ HazMatt (aka Statutory Ray) will be tearing up your New Year's Eve from 8pm until 5am!! Joined by local talent including Mikey B, Twinkletits aka Uber Cake, Sporeganic, DMLH and many, many more, you can catch not one but two 1HRx-approved parties this Saturday night:
The damn grooviest New Year's Eve party going down in Portland, Tanker Bar's got all the appropriate fixin's for a boogie down of massive proportions:
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DJs Mikey B & HazMatt aka Statutory Ray will be droppin' the funk back-to-back all night long, with requests on hand for any crowd ready to get down! Each DJ will trade off on the half-hour mark, so you'll have a good variety throughout the night! Complementary champagne toast at midnight, not to mention happy hour prices all day and night! This all goes down at Tanker Bar, 4825 SE Hawthorne Portland, OR (click for map). No cover, 21 and over.
Make sure to invite your Facebook friends (click here), and make sure to RSVP before we reach capacity and the funk police shut it down!! Sponsored by 1HRx Entertainment and interplanetary funksmanship.
... then, it's time for the afterparty...
Your boy DJ Hazmatt will be holding down the wee hours of New Year's Eve at the Party of the People, a community event featuring the finest in local DJ's, producers, emcees and visual artists, with space shaping by Hi-Tek Environments and the heaviest bass in Portland provided by Groove Suite:
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Loaded with talent, this event includes the best DJs in Portland, including Twinkletits (3-4am), Hazmatt (4-5am), El Cucuy (945-1045pm), Chaach (1045-1145pm), DMLH (915-945pm), Hoya (2-3am), Mr. Wu (12-1am) and Sporeganic (1-2am). What a lineup! Dance in solidarity with your sisters and brothers as we celebrate the beginning of a new year! Join us for music, live art and joyous rebellion. Commemorate your ideals in our soapbox photobooth and share your intention over a champagne toast!
$12 advance ticketing for this 21 and over event are available now at via Fla.vor.us (click here), or you can get in for $15 at the door. Make sure you invite all your Facebook friends (click here), and come dressed in your radical rainbow best and shine as a beacon for revolutionary fun! Together we can call for an era of growth and humanity, and demonstrate the power of people united by creative energy!
Be sure to have a safe evening (designate a driver or take public transit if you must), and remember to add DJ HazMatt on Facebook to stay informed of the best parties to hit the Rose City!
-1HRx Staff
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Admit it, you're already sick of the freezing cold, annoying music, mall traffic and all the pesky bullshit associated with the holidays... Why not join us as we crank up the heat (literally, on the bar's tab too) for a freakin' LUAU PARTY, baby?! We hired on our personal friends to staff the bar of the Grand Cafe for an Xmas Eve Party of near-epic proportions:
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Comedic melodies from 'Pharmacy family Delaney and Paris will serenade you! Comedians will make you laugh! DJ HazMatt will DJ for you! Karaoke will be available! Mics will be open for local performers and attention whores! Prizes will be given out to everyone that attends, and fun will be had!
You. Will. Get. Shitfaced with Santa, aka "Elvis" of Barfly and Portland Saturday Market fame. There will be goldfish races courtesy of Ambassador of Recreation, and, of course, a kiddie pool for all you naughty grown-ups! Plus, open mic for all aspiring comedians, rappers, acapella entertainers and otherwise audio-oriented performers!
But that's not all... If you wear any kind of swimwear (thong over cargo pants counts), you will be given immediate V.I.P., good for all sorts of shit we're not allowed to *hic* advertise here, such as *hypothetical* vodka-laced gummy bears... The fun just keeps getting funner!
Keep your eyes peeled to this page for more info! Are you into stalker-like social networking scams? Then click here to RSVP to the Facebook Event Page and comment on our pokes.
Raw deets:
Saturday, December 24th (Xmas Eve)
832 S.E. Grand Ave in Portland, OR (click for map), aka Grand & SE Morrison (parking next to Dutch Bros)
No Cover (donations for music & comedy).
21 / Over
Sponsored by 1HRx Entertainment, Rose City Horror Society & Ambassador of Recreation.
-1HRx Staff
Johnny Blaze - "Strip Clubs" feat. James Black & Statutory Ray
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Friend of the 'Pharmacy, frequent collaborator and all-around chill dude Johnny Blaze is dropping his debut solo LP, No Strings, on October 30th. On this album, he has a cut titled 'Strip Clubs' and, obviously a PDX local in the know, he asked 1HRx Records veteran and strip-club DJ Statutory Ray aka DJ HazMatt to do some in-character strip club vocal drops at the beginning and end of the track. Here's an exclusive, free MP3 download of 'Strip Clubs,' courtesy of Johnny Blaze feat. James Black:
Johnny Blaze will be performing at the December 3rd 'Bands vs. MCs' Show at Ash St Saloon, performing an all-acoustic set with Dave Daniels alongside a slew of other 1HRx Records family and other local talent:
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... See you all December 3rd at Ash St Saloon; make sure to RSVP on Facebook for exclusive MP3s and other up-to-the-minute news. Please take the time to also check out the Official Johnny Blaze Website, buy his album and 'like' his Facebook page to show appreciation for this free track featuring 1HRx fam! Johnny Blaze will also be performing alongside Tech N9ne that night at the Roseland Theater in Portland, OR. He's even bringing Hybrid of Public Drunken Sex (P.D.S.) on stage for a song!
-1HRx Staff
Tues 10/18 @ Plan B (Portland) StripSearchMe.com Launch Party w/ Statutory Ray aka DJ HazMatt
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Ever wondered what it was like inside that strip club you drive by every night? Do you like top-tier Hollywood-quality videos, but don't want those irritating naked bodies all over your computer screen? Fear not, because StripSearchMe.com (launching soon) is proud to be the first ever website to feature high-quality PG-rated in-depth featurettes on your favorite strip clubs, and in celebration, they are hosting the most kick-ass launch party ever...
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Not only will Statutory Ray aka DJ HazMatt be spinning club-thumping beats with Phatwire Go-Go Dancers by his side, but the event also includes video premieres on a giant, outdoor projector screen, on-the-house Jello Shots with dinner from 8pm-9pm, live pole-dancing performances by Athena Aura Nova, champagne, giveaways for ladances and lingerie, art showings by Private Mike, live body painting by Matt Huntly, a naked donut cake from VooDoo Donut and much, much more!
This will be a 21-and-up photography-friendly environment, and you can purchase advance tickets at StripSearchMe.com for only 15.00 (or 18.00 at the door).
Party with Statutory Ray and a bunch of strippers? This is a hard sell, folks...
-1HRx Staff
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We here at One-Hour Pharmacy (1HRx) Entertainment are days away from re-launching our entire website, and we appreciate your patience in the meantime. Be sure to check out the links to your upper left for Live Show Dates and Social Network Connections. If you need to contact us, please shoot an email to info@onehourpharmacy.com for the time being. See you again shortly!!!!
-1HRx Staff
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