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Just a Reminder,...
... it's a very 1HRx Thursday, here in the Northwest:
Come out and play!
-1HRx Staff
Have you gotten bitter over the fact that all of your friends have had fabulous weddings, and you haven't? Are you addicted to weddings... yours, your friends,and strangers weddings? Do you straight up hate weddings and want to mock them? Do you want an excuse to act like the inappropriate drunk uncle that shows up at your families weddings? Want to toss the guarder belt without having to give up your poly-amorous lifestyle?
Dust off your gowns n' tuxes (if you have them), play your favorite part in the wedding... or make one up! Mock the wedding you've never had or the one you had and hated, with DJ HazMatt and Zack Gray on the tables, plus a whole lotta fun:
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Make sure you RSVP to the Facebook Event Page, and be at Madison's Grill, 1109 SE Madison (click for map) in lovely Portland, OR at 9:00pm sharp for this 21-and-over event. It only costs five bucks, and will be the most fun you've had since ever!
-1HRx Staff
To celebrate the opening of Violet Star Tattoo (click for map), as well as his most recent artistic creations, Portland artist Jesse Lindsay is hosting one hell of an afternoon party, featuring DJ HazMatt aka Statutory Ray, Korban, and much, much more:
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Plus, you get dark belly dance by Sushila Battagione, suspension shows by the Lovely Hillary,a ritual performance involving an energy pull and blood painting with local artists Carina Cassone, Jesse Lindsay, Michelle Pacheco & Dan Boles. In addition, there will be art installations by Ariel & Alecia Zimmerman, and photography by Doug Nasty & Ryan Lockhart.
No cover, all ages, 6:00pm at Violet Star Tattoo (click for map). Make sure to RSVP via Facebook to ensure admittance, as this event is filling up fast!! See you there!
-1HRx Staff
... just a quick update to let folks know that 1HRx Entertainment is now being run by this man:
Yup. Good ol' Statutory Ray has been given C.E.O. status of this here bidness and, well, stick around to see if he brings it out of the slums or just uses his new run of business cards to get laid.
Only time will tell...
Click here to add Ray on Facebook, or contact him at ray@onehourpharmacy.com.
... stick around,
-1HRx Staff
One-Hour Pharmacy (1HRx) Records artists are finally getting off their video game chairs to begin the laborious task of social network fan-whoring. Where do you come in? Well, if you're looking at our website, you're probably a fan of one or many of the fine 1HRx Records artists that keep stereos fresh and DJs employed. When you're not stalking your ex to see who they're currently swapping naughty spots with, you may as well add (or, as George Orwell would say, 'like') your fellow 'Pharmacists. After all, bragging rights are worth more than the U.S. dollar these days, and you'll be helping our artists get laid (in addition to keeping an ear to the ground for special Facebook-fan-only offers and discounts!)...
 1HRx Records on Facebook
 Pill Brigade on Facebook
 Public Drunken Sex (PDS) on Facebook
 Vert Sin on Facebook
 K-Dizzy on Facebook
 DJ HazMatt on Facebook
 Wombstretcha the Magnificent on Facebook
Thanks for the add!
-1HRx Staff
If you had twelve months to live, how many lapdances would you get?
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Celebrate a night of unrestrained awesomeness of epic proportions, with two simultaneous stages of sexy nekked performers, apocalyptic theme sets, hourly raffles for prizes and specials, plus much, much more!
DJ HazMatt aka Statutory Ray (of Exotic Magazine) will be hosting this event, the hottest Wild Orchid dancers will be providing visual stimulation and the sexiest bartenders in town will be providing non-stop liquid encouragement.
This all goes down at 15826 S.E. Division in Portland, OR (click for map), just east of 158th. If you haven't been into Wild Orchid yet, click here to watch the StripSearchMe.com video for a preview, starring Ray himself (and set to a Vert Sin soundtrack).
This is a 21-up event, no cover... Make sure to RSVP on Facebook (click here). see you there!
-1HRx Staff
Are you folks ready to party all weekend long? No? Too bad! 1HRx Records' supreme mixmaster DJ HazMatt (aka Statutory Ray) will be tearing up your New Year's Eve from 8pm until 5am!! Joined by local talent including Mikey B, Twinkletits aka Uber Cake, Sporeganic, DMLH and many, many more, you can catch not one but two 1HRx-approved parties this Saturday night:
The damn grooviest New Year's Eve party going down in Portland, Tanker Bar's got all the appropriate fixin's for a boogie down of massive proportions:
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DJs Mikey B & HazMatt aka Statutory Ray will be droppin' the funk back-to-back all night long, with requests on hand for any crowd ready to get down! Each DJ will trade off on the half-hour mark, so you'll have a good variety throughout the night! Complementary champagne toast at midnight, not to mention happy hour prices all day and night! This all goes down at Tanker Bar, 4825 SE Hawthorne Portland, OR (click for map). No cover, 21 and over.
Make sure to invite your Facebook friends (click here), and make sure to RSVP before we reach capacity and the funk police shut it down!! Sponsored by 1HRx Entertainment and interplanetary funksmanship.
... then, it's time for the afterparty...
Your boy DJ Hazmatt will be holding down the wee hours of New Year's Eve at the Party of the People, a community event featuring the finest in local DJ's, producers, emcees and visual artists, with space shaping by Hi-Tek Environments and the heaviest bass in Portland provided by Groove Suite:
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Loaded with talent, this event includes the best DJs in Portland, including Twinkletits (3-4am), Hazmatt (4-5am), El Cucuy (945-1045pm), Chaach (1045-1145pm), DMLH (915-945pm), Hoya (2-3am), Mr. Wu (12-1am) and Sporeganic (1-2am). What a lineup! Dance in solidarity with your sisters and brothers as we celebrate the beginning of a new year! Join us for music, live art and joyous rebellion. Commemorate your ideals in our soapbox photobooth and share your intention over a champagne toast!
$12 advance ticketing for this 21 and over event are available now at via Fla.vor.us (click here), or you can get in for $15 at the door. Make sure you invite all your Facebook friends (click here), and come dressed in your radical rainbow best and shine as a beacon for revolutionary fun! Together we can call for an era of growth and humanity, and demonstrate the power of people united by creative energy!
Be sure to have a safe evening (designate a driver or take public transit if you must), and remember to add DJ HazMatt on Facebook to stay informed of the best parties to hit the Rose City!
-1HRx Staff
Admit it, you're already sick of the freezing cold, annoying music, mall traffic and all the pesky bullshit associated with the holidays... Why not join us as we crank up the heat (literally, on the bar's tab too) for a freakin' LUAU PARTY, baby?! We hired on our personal friends to staff the bar of the Grand Cafe for an Xmas Eve Party of near-epic proportions:
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Comedic melodies from 'Pharmacy family Delaney and Paris will serenade you! Comedians will make you laugh! DJ HazMatt will DJ for you! Karaoke will be available! Mics will be open for local performers and attention whores! Prizes will be given out to everyone that attends, and fun will be had!
You. Will. Get. Shitfaced with Santa, aka "Elvis" of Barfly and Portland Saturday Market fame. There will be goldfish races courtesy of Ambassador of Recreation, and, of course, a kiddie pool for all you naughty grown-ups! Plus, open mic for all aspiring comedians, rappers, acapella entertainers and otherwise audio-oriented performers!
But that's not all... If you wear any kind of swimwear (thong over cargo pants counts), you will be given immediate V.I.P., good for all sorts of shit we're not allowed to *hic* advertise here, such as *hypothetical* vodka-laced gummy bears... The fun just keeps getting funner!
Keep your eyes peeled to this page for more info! Are you into stalker-like social networking scams? Then click here to RSVP to the Facebook Event Page and comment on our pokes.
Raw deets:
Saturday, December 24th (Xmas Eve)
832 S.E. Grand Ave in Portland, OR (click for map), aka Grand & SE Morrison (parking next to Dutch Bros)
No Cover (donations for music & comedy).
21 / Over
Sponsored by 1HRx Entertainment, Rose City Horror Society & Ambassador of Recreation.
-1HRx Staff
Dooo youuu wannna riiiiideeee *WOMP WOMP WOMP*...
Click here to download DJ HazMatt - Po Pachy (Vert Sin vs Do or Die).mp3
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Donate to DJ HazMatt
'Pharmacy veteran Statutory Ray aka DJ HazMatt has gone off the freakin' deep end, mixing Vert Sin's dubstep track Pachydermata with 8th grade weed smoking anthem "Po Pimp" aka "Pimpology" by Do or Die. The end result? Freakin' crazy. Make sure you link up with DJ HazMatt on Facebook and catch him live at one of his upcoming events.
Womp womp womp ch ch ch ch.
-1HRx Staff
Admit it, you're already sick of the freezing cold, annoying music, mall traffic and all the pesky bullshit associated with the holidays... Why not join us as we crank up the heat (literally, on the bar's tab too) for a freakin' LUAU PARTY, baby?! We hired on our personal friends to staff the bar of the Grand Cafe for an Xmas Eve Party of near-epic proportions:
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Comedic melodies from 'Pharmacy family Delaney and Paris will serenade you! Comedians will make you laugh! DJ HazMatt will DJ for you! Karaoke will be available! Mics will be open for local performers and attention whores! Prizes will be given out to everyone that attends, and fun will be had!
You. Will. Get. Shitfaced with Santa, aka "Elvis" of Barfly and Portland Saturday Market fame. There will be goldfish races courtesy of Ambassador of Recreation, and, of course, a kiddie pool for all you naughty grown-ups! Plus, open mic for all aspiring comedians, rappers, acapella entertainers and otherwise audio-oriented performers!
But that's not all... If you wear any kind of swimwear (thong over cargo pants counts), you will be given immediate V.I.P., good for all sorts of shit we're not allowed to *hic* advertise here, such as *hypothetical* vodka-laced gummy bears... The fun just keeps getting funner!
Keep your eyes peeled to this page for more info! Are you into stalker-like social networking scams? Then click here to RSVP to the Facebook Event Page and comment on our pokes.
Raw deets:
Saturday, December 24th (Xmas Eve)
832 S.E. Grand Ave in Portland, OR (click for map), aka Grand & SE Morrison (parking next to Dutch Bros)
No Cover (donations for music & comedy).
21 / Over
Sponsored by 1HRx Entertainment, Rose City Horror Society & Ambassador of Recreation.
-1HRx Staff
Plenty of Upcoming HazMatt Gigs!
... plenty more gigs coming soon, as is a real website ;) Stay tuned!
-1HRx Staff
Dirt Nasty w/ PDS @ Dante's Tonight!
Just a reminder that 1HRx Records heavyweights Public Drunken Sex (P.D.S.) will be opening up for Dirt Nasty tonight at Dante's in Portland, OR:
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Thanks again to all the fans and friends helping 1HRx take over the mainstream underground! With this kind of pace, Pill Brigade will be opening up for Miley Cyrus by next year...
-1HRx
HazMatt Taking Over PDX This Week!
If you aren't keeping an eye on DJ HazMatt's live show calendar page (click here), then you might not know that "aka Statutory Ray"'s DJ persona is invading N.W.-area mixers on a semi-nightly basis! In case you're too lazy to check the calendar or stalk HazMatt on Facebook, here is the latest info on live gigs from the strip club mixmaster himself:
More shows always coming soon!
-1HRx Staff
1HRx @ Fear Asylum Haunt
One-Hour Pharmacy (1HRx) Entertainment has been known for doing charity events in the past, but never anything as over-the-top as a full-on Halloween Haunt, not to mention Oregon's biggest! Label buddy Johnny Krash has invited DJ HazMatt as well as DJ Castor Pollux and Pill Brigade to join the Fear Asylum Haunt going down at 13121 SE McLoughlin Blvd(click for map) in Milwaukie/Oak Grove, OR just a mile south of Portland proper. Check it out:
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The DJs and bands are playing in the Annex Building right next to the ticket booth for the haunt on specified nights (every Monday and Saturday between now and Halloween, with the exception of 10/29, which occurs in the ballroom). If you want to get on-the-DL complementary admission, simply head into the Annex when any 1HRx act is playing, purchase an adult beverage (21 and over only, of course) and your resident 'Pharmacist will stamp your hand for admission to the haunt! How cool is that?!?
See you there, and make sure to RSVP on Facebook so your friends show up as well.
Bonus: Would you like to be an actor in the haunt? Email haunt@onehourpharmacy.com for more information. Slots are almost full, but a few unlucky ghouls have come down with the sickness and this is your chance to make up for that failed Thriller audition you tried out for in high school.
-1HRx Staff
Tues 10/18 @ Plan B (Portland) StripSearchMe.com Launch Party w/ Statutory Ray aka DJ HazMatt
Ever wondered what it was like inside that strip club you drive by every night? Do you like top-tier Hollywood-quality videos, but don't want those irritating naked bodies all over your computer screen? Fear not, because StripSearchMe.com (launching soon) is proud to be the first ever website to feature high-quality PG-rated in-depth featurettes on your favorite strip clubs, and in celebration, they are hosting the most kick-ass launch party ever...
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Not only will Statutory Ray aka DJ HazMatt be spinning club-thumping beats with Phatwire Go-Go Dancers by his side, but the event also includes video premieres on a giant, outdoor projector screen, on-the-house Jello Shots with dinner from 8pm-9pm, live pole-dancing performances by Athena Aura Nova, champagne, giveaways for ladances and lingerie, art showings by Private Mike, live body painting by Matt Huntly, a naked donut cake from VooDoo Donut and much, much more!
This will be a 21-and-up photography-friendly environment, and you can purchase advance tickets at StripSearchMe.com for only 15.00 (or 18.00 at the door).
Party with Statutory Ray and a bunch of strippers? This is a hard sell, folks...
-1HRx Staff
T.G.I. 1HRx : FOUR DJ SETS
Rebecca Black ain't got shit on 1HRx Records DJs Castor Pollux and HazMatt! Combining their mutually schizophrenic powers to invade every speaker wired through PDX and the interwebs, both DJs will be spinning not one but two full sets this Friday, October 7th...
... first up, at 5:00 PM, DJ Castor Pollux takes over Station9452.com for his weekly (soon to be twice-weekly) edition of Distortion Theatre, a unique mix of electro/dub/trance/DnB and everything in between:
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After the online show, the Ace of Clubs will be heading down to the Rialto at 529 SW 4th Ave in downtown Portland, OR (click for map) for his first set in said establishment. Make sure you swing by (no cover, 21+) and show your support!
... however, if blue balls are your thing, then you may wanna head down to Club Sassy's to catch DJ HazMatt aka Statutory Ray spinning a full night's worth of tunes in the company of sexy, nekked ladies! This lasts from 9:00PM - 2:25AM, no cover at Sassy's (but you gotta tip the ladies).
If you know HazMatt, then you know the party doesn't stop until the sun comes out... Joining 1HRx Records family DJ Twinkletits and Korban (among others), DJ HazMatt will be adding to the live-remix flavor at the Groove Suite at 440 NW Glisan in downtown Portland, OR (click for map) from 3:25AM - 4:00AM. Check it out:
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If you don't have school on Saturday, then do yourself a favor and start drinking now. By the time Friday rolls around, you'll be more than ready for an all-night bender with your hosts Castor and HazMatt. Make sure you are keeping up with our Live Calendar and, of course, go like the shit out of us on Facebook so we can flood your news feed with epic pwnage.
Now, which seat will you take? (It's almost Friday, bitches!!!)
-1HRx Staff
1HRx Records Showcase Monday in Seattle!
... with none other than Pill Brigade, Public Drunken Sex(PDS) and DJ HazMatt aka Statutory Ray, as well as headlining act Stained by a Killer and local legends Folletti Files. Check it out:
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... this is a super rare chance to catch extremely talented artists of vastly different genres on the same bill, so grab you tickets now, help out the bands by inviting your Facebook friends and be sure to be at El Corazon (click for map) this upcoming Monday, September 26th.
-1HRx Staff
TGIBarfly Pop-up Happy Hour Today!
...with none other than Statutory Ray aka DJ HazMatt on the mixer! That's right, day drinkers, Barfly Magazine hosts regularly (un)scheduled pop-up happy hours at various Portland-area bars. Today, they're taking over Slabtown, Hazmatt/Ray's old stomping grounds:
This all goes down at Slabtown at 1033 NW 16th in Portland (click for map), from 5pm-8pm today only. No cover, free food and tons of awesome prizes will be given out to the willing and not-quite-sober. Make sure you keep an eye on this website, as well as DJ HazMatt's Facebook Page to keep up with TGIBarfly pop-up happy hours and other exciting events.
-1HRx Staff
DJ HazMatt Live this Monday 9/26 in Seattle!
... with none other than 1HRx Records family Public Drunken Sex(PDS) and Pill Brigade, as well as headlining act Stained by a Killer and local legends Folletti Files. Check it out:
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... this is a super rare chance to catch extremely talented artists of vastly different genres on the same bill, so grab you tickets now, help out the bands by inviting your Facebook friends and be sure to be at El Corazon (click for map) this upcoming Monday, September 26th.
-1HRx Staff
DJ HazMatt w/ Pill Brigade & More @ El Corazon 9/26
Seems as if the tightly-knit borders of PDX can't constrain the underground's best multi-genre mixmaster... Make sure you Seattle-area folks check out the following show:
More info on upcoming gigs and some super-huge news coming very soon!
-1HRx Staff
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