Why the hell would you want to get on a bunch of crowded freeways with a bunch of cops and minivans, when you can party your ass off right here in Portland? Starting tonight, the various party peoples of P-town have arranged a nonstop barrage of free tacos, free porn, music, strippers, dance floors and more! Leave the kids at home, and head out to one of these fine events...
Thursday, 5/24 - DJ HazMatt aka Statutory Ray at the Matador (W. Burnside)
Dance your ass off, drink your liver black and go home with a random scenester chick... that's the Matador style! Ray is giving away free tacos at midnight, and there's never a cover:
Friday, 5/25 (& Sunday, 5/27) - DJ HazMatt aka Statutory Ray at Sassy's (SE Morrison)
Southeast Portland's best strip-club (hands down), Sassy's Bar & Grill, is the place to be on Friday and Sunday nights! Smoking patio, three stages, cheap beer and amazing food:
Saturday, 5/26 - DJ HazMatt aka Statutory Ray at Sunset Strip (HWY 26, Exit 69)
Ray's at it again, this time taking over the Sunset Strip for an entire Saturday evening! Free porn giveaways from Taboo Video, and the best view west of the city:
Monday, 5/28 (Memorial Day) - Dick Hennessey's Double Trouble at Casa Diablo (NW Nicholai)
Portland's resident adult entertainment entrepreneur, Dick Hennessey, is doing it again, this time twice as epic! Two-girl teams compete on Casa Diablo stages while you drink beer and oogle:
Tired of the same old burlesque shows? Ready to experience something new, unique and out-of this world? On Wednesday, May 16th at Portland's famous Star Theater, you will witness a visual feast that you have yet to experience:
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Tickets - $10.00 USD
(Will Call; Please Indicate Under 'Order Notes' if Name Used to Purchase is Different Than I.D.)
Come feast your eyes on a cast of some of Portland's top entertainers for an evening of ethereal, fantastical and futuristic performances that will bend your mind and your perception of reality. Hosted by Statutory Ray of Exotic Magazine and Sassy's. Get your tickets now (using the above link) to save two bucks off the door cost, and remember to stick around and catch "Portland Famous" (separate admission, only three bucks) immediately after this early (8:30pm-11:45pm) show!
Performances By:
Miss Exotic Oregon, Lady Stockholm - Pole Acrobat and Parter Stunter (Devil's Point, Sassy's) Lady Stockholm on Facebook
If you have ever been down to Statutory Ray aka DJ HazMatt's homebase club, Sassy's, then you may have had the pleasure of being served by "Kitty," one of the lead bartenders and a good friend of Ray and several 1HRx-approved Portland folks. Recently, Kitty encountered a series of unpredictable and overwhelming medical expenses, and her friends and co-workers decided to put together a "help Kitty" party at Sassy's. Trouble is, too many folks can't make it to the strip club on a Sunday night, so we're helping Kitty out by collecting donations right here on the interwebs:
Donate - Rx Expenses for Sassy's Bartender Kitty
... if you enjoy the drinks and environment provided by Sassy's, or want to keep Ray happy (this is, after all, his favorite bartender and co-worker), toss a few dollars at the lady behind the bar for a change, and know that it's going toward a good cause (not dying). Your donations are greatly appreciated, and be sure to swing by the club and say hi next time you're in the area!
Looks like Portland's busiest party-time DJ, HazMatt aka Statutory Ray, is gonna be doing anything but slackin' around this coming 4/20 holiday. Not one, but three shows in a row, including free tacos, strippers and much more! Check it out:
MON 4/19 - PORTLAND, OR
STATUTORY 80's NIGHT
@ PALLAS CLUB Click Image for Large JPG
FRI 4/20 - PORTLAND, OR
STATUTORY RAY aka
DJ HAZMATT @ SASSY'S Click Image for Large JPG
SAT 4/21 - PORTLAND, OR
STATUTORY RAY aka
DJ HAZMATT @ MATADOR Click Image for Large JPG
Make sure to grab your I.D. for these 21-and-over shows, and get ready to get fucked up, because all three of these events are no cover events! May as well add DJ HazMatt on Facebook while you're at it.
If any of you were at the Sunset Tavern this last Monday, you now know exactly how hard Pill Brigade rocks, as illustrated by electronic drummer Brrt's bloody hand (he literally pounds the shit out of his drum kit), seen below:
Don't worry, the band tends to avoid getting blood on the crowd. Wanna witness Pill Brigade live this weekend? Awesome, because the boys will be rolling through Kent, WA this Saturday, March 31st, along with DJ HazMatt (live on stage during Pill Brigade's set) and some surprise guests who are bound to be good:
It goes down at 1404 S. Central Ave in Kent, WA (click for map). This place is between Acme Tattoo and Cowgirls Espresso on a street called "south central avenue." How could you not wanna go to this?? Make sure to bring some friends, and we'll see you all this Saturday March 31st! Here's a clip of Pill Brigade performing "Robot Weapon" (a song about ED-209) last time they were at the Central Ave Pub:
Pill Brigade will be joined onstage by DJ HazMatt, so it should be a riot! This 21 and over show is only five bucks, and you know there ain't shit else going down on Monday... see you there!
Our homie Kellen (from Ash Street Saloon and KMHD2 Radio's "Radio Bacon") decided to do an interview with Statutory Ray and Zion of Public Drunken Sex (PDS) regarding the brand-new 1HRx Prescription Refill CD, strippers, local musicians, awkward sexual history and much, much more... Tracks from every current 1HRx artist are aired, so tune in right now (podcast has been archived, download it below)!
The station's online schedule is all fucked up, so just click on the above link and listen, as in, right fuckin' now! We're giving away free music to the listeners, so keep your ears open for the promo code... Thanks for tuning in!
Arguably one of the best collections of multi-genre Northwest-area music ever put together, the 2012 Prescription Refill CD features a wide range of musical styles, including dubstep from Vert Sin, hip-hop from Public Drunken Sex (P.D.S.), K-Dizzy, Illicit Minds, Proper Respect and Statutory Ray, electro-industrial from Seattle legends Pill Brigade, acoustic comedy from Mr. Plow and Artimus Treefrog, plus several bonus tracks and a track-to-track arrangement by DJ HazMatt. Engineered for maximum awesomeness, this 21-track collection is available for less than the price of a cheap hooker.
Tracklist:
1. Vert Sin - Pachydermata (click here to download .mp3)
2. Public Drunken Sex - Same Number, Same Hood
3. Pill Brigade - Monsters (click to download .mp3)
4. K-Dizzy - Whips n' Chains (feat. Killa Cam)
5. Vert Sin - Flyer Than a G6 (feat. Atlanta Shuffle)
6. Public Drunken Sex - Sex Addict (short edit)
7. Pill Brigade - 406 (version 2.0)
8. K-Dizzy - Jump (remaster)
9. Vert Sin - Grindin' (feat. Atlanta Shuffle)
10. Public Drunken Sex - Roll That (feat. Statutory Ray)
11. Pill Brigade - Electroshit (electroslut remix)
12. K-Dizzy - Cuffs on Me (Vert Sin remix) (click to download .mp3)
13. Illicit Minds - Hard Times (feat. Statutory Ray & Proper Respect) (click to download .mp3)
14. Public Drunken Sex - Just Like Me (Pill Brigade remix) (click to download .mp3)
15. Pill Brigade - Bite It You Skum (GG cover)
16. K-Dizzy - Sloth (remaster)
17. Vert Sin - Knife Fight (short edit)
18. Public Drunken Sex - Bounce
19. Mr. Plow - Vagina
20. Artimus Treefrog - Shit
21. Vert Sin - The Duelist
If 21 tracks of pure, uncut awesomeness aren't enough to convince you to drop ten stripper tickets on a CD, then perhaps the CD-only bonus MP3 code will change your mind; each CD comes packaged with a promo code that gets you access to a hidden page on this website, full of legally questionable and artistically asinine bonus tracks, remixes and much more! Order your copy today from the 1HRx Record Store and support the hardest-working artists in the underground!
Portland's favorite strip club DJ, Statutory Ray of Exotic Magazine and One-Hour Pharmacy (1HRx) was asked to star in a commercial for StripSearchMe.com a few months back, and this is the end result... A gritty, professional-style video promo for the Salem club Ray (aka DJ HazMatt) used to DJ at, Hard Candy:
(Click to Visit StripSearchMe.com and Watch 'Hard Candy' Video)
Portland is home of more strip clubs per capita than anywhere else in the world, so check out StripSearchMe.com for more exclusive, in-the-club videos from the best film production team in town! Wanna meet the host? Statutory Ray will be guest DJing at the Pallas Club next Thursday, March 15th for his very own Statutory 80's Night (click for details), as well as holding down Sassy's Club on Friday, Sunday and Tuesday nights (make sure to check the updated dbMonkey calendar for updates).
Portland's most notorious strip club DJ, Statutory Ray aka DJ HazMatt will be taking over the Pallas Club for a one-night-only tandem guest spot with John Voge of Exotic Magazine, this Wednesday, March 3rd:
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This goes down at 13639 SE Powell Blvd (click for map) in beautiful Portland, OR, home of more strip clubs per capita than anywhere else in the world! This no cover event is a 21-and-up affair, so bring your ID and plenty of money for lapdances and booze. The show starts around 8:00PM and goes until 2:30AM! John hosts buttrock bingo at midnight, and Ray closes out the mix after that. Remember that Statutory Ray will be returning to Pallas Club the following Thursday night for his very own Statutory 80's Night (click for details).
-1HRx Staff
March Shows-a-Poppin'
Look what's been updated with some kick-ass gigs starring Pill Brigade and Statutory Ray aka DJ HazMatt:
... it's been too long since we started fixing some bugs with our server and re-vamping the site, and of course, the biggest focus of any record company should be their artist's sales. Thus, we've decided to re-open the doors to the 'Pharmacy, and even though the store is far from complete, anything and everything listed here is available (unless otherwise noted), functional and worth every penny!
Support your favorite independent artists by purchasing their music. The 1HRx Record Store is 100% artist-driven, and your entire purchase price goes directly into the artist's pockets... 1HRx doesn't take a cut at all! Albums with an "Add to Cart" button may be purchased along with other items, while albums with a "Buy Now" button are instantly sent via email require individual transactions. In addition, several artists offer free albums, and these are attached to a "Donate" button, should you choose to shell out some skrilla after downloading the music. All purchases are PayPal secured, and come with free shipping!
1HRx PRESCRIPTION REFILL
2012 SAMPLER CD
$9.99 SHIPPED Click Image for Product Info
PUBLIC DRUNKEN SEX
STRAIGHT FUCKED UP CD
$7.99 SHIPPED Click Image for Product Info
1HRx PRESCRIPTION REFILL
2010 SAMPLER CD
$4.99 SHIPPED Click Image for Product Info
PILL BRIGADE
REGURGITATE ALBUM (MP3)
$3.99 EMAILED INSTANTLY Product Info Coming Soon
REIGN PRO
THE P.O.E. ALBUM (CD)
$7.99 SHIPPED Click Image for Product Info
REIGN PRO
THE P.O.E. ALBUM (MP3)
$4.99 EMAILED INSTANTLY Click Image for Product Info
PILL BRIGADE vs. PDS
SEX BRIGADE EP
FREE MP3 ALBUM! Click Image to Download EP
VERT SIN
WALTER WHITE EP (MP3)
$2.99 EMAILED INSTANTLY Product Info Coming Soon
VERT SIN
EXORCISM EP (MP3)
$3.00 EMAILED INSTANTLY Product Info Coming Soon
WOMBSTRETCHA T.M.
FOUR MORE YEARS CD
$7.99 SHIPPEDClick Image for Product Info
WOMBSTRETCHA T.M.
RIGHT FOOT GREEN CD
$4.99 SHIPPEDProduct Info Coming Soon
WOMBSTRETCHA T.M.
STARTIN' FLOODS CD
$4.99 SHIPPEDProduct Info Coming Soon
Your friends and ours, Pill Brigade, are joining Eugene-area acts Versus the Nothing and Soccer Babes! At their side and in-between sets will be DJ HazMatt aka Statutory Ray, providing beeps and beats. Check the deets: