What Do We Take?         click on above links or scroll down for news: This Sunday - Womb gets Hyphy in Medford One more reminder in case you're still not keeping an eye on the 1HRx Tour Dates section of the dot kom, all of you Southern Oregon folk should mark your calendars for this:  CLICK THUMBNAIL FOR LARGER IMAGE Seven bucks. Real hip-hop and a full Wombstretcha set! Twenty-one and over. Ray's still in Oregon (if you know about cardholder status, then you know what's up) ... this is gonna be one hell of a show! Props again to Lil Hyphy and Mann Clan Entertainment for hooking this up, one roadblock after another being dealt with using swift tactics to ensure that the Hyphy/Stretcha show is a sure thing! See you all there Sunday, July 12th.  Eugene Springfield, 1HRx Records CEO2009-07-10There's a New King in TownLots on the plate today regarding Wombstretcha the Magnificent. Speaking of MySpace, Mister Womb himself has just declared himself the new King of Pop!  Here's what he had to say in his WombSpace Blog: Wednesday, July 01, 2009 I have declared Myself the New King of Pop Current mood:Awesome Rap Star-ish Category: Music So, I've been watching the news, and I'm now left with one inexorable muthafuckin' conclusion: There's an opening for a new King of Pop. I would submit to everyone that *I* be selected for this position. Much like the former occupant, I have vast experience in the field of... Pop-Kingyness and I have an untalented brother named Tito. Also, much like the previous KoP, I have strange habits involving behavior towards children, and though my methods are a bit different than my predecessor, they are just as memorable. And after all, isn't it what the memories of the child-interaction leave in your heart(and in my case, the fridge) that makes a King of Pop truly special? Furthermore, I would address a number of the old King's failings while he occupied the throne of Pop. First, I promise all of you out there that I will *never* have myself surgically altered to look like a woman, Peter Pan or a cave troll. Second, I will not marry any relative of Elvis Presley. This, I solemnly swear, despite my desire to die on the toilet surrounded by empty pill bottles. Third, I will not buy the Beatles' back catalogue or cut any tracks with Paul McCartney. Nor will I ever do a benefit concert for anything but Teen Pregnancy, as that's what all our concerts benefit. Last, while I cannot promise I will not dangle children over fifth-story balconies, I can promise that I *will* let go of them promptly if I do. I think this platform provides an excellent standing for me in terms of assuming this noble title and all the lands associated with it. However, if I have to live at the former Neverland Ranch, I will remove all the amusement park rides and replace them with ornate fountains, all of which have whiskey and Dimetapp flowing freely (uh, in separate fountains) and blueberry pop-tarts will be free to all guests. Also, I will refer to my spooge as 'Neverland Ranch' and offer to cover many a broad's 'Hidden Valley' with it, as would be my right as King. A heavy burden, yes, but one I could bear for the sake of all my subjects out there in music land. ... that's some pretty deep shit! Speaking of deep, that's how we're gonna be rollin' to the July 12th show in Medford, OR at The Cyber Center. Oh, you didn't hear? Our homeboy Titan in Mann Clann Entertainment has been gettin' fucked around left and right by promoters, but he still comes through for Wombstretcha et al and your boy Lil Hyphy! What it do? This: CLICK THUMBNAIL FOR LARGER IMAGE ... if you haven't noticed, the date and location have changed once again, but this show is now firm like Jacko's corpse. Oh, and it now only costs seven bucks (down from twenty) and the 21 and over status means that the hymenic duo can get freaky with the dancers! See you there! And remember, this Saturday, July 4th the entire 1HRx Records team is in Ilwaco, WA. Here's the flyer for this free show:  CLICK THUMBNAIL FOR LARGER IMAGE ... and then on Monday, July 6th you can catch Wombstretcha and Pill Brigade alongside K-Dizzy and guests at The Central in Seattle, WA:  CLICK THUMBNAIL FOR LARGER IMAGE Holy shit, that's a lot of Wombstretchin! Eugene Springfield, 1HRx Records CEO2009-07-03So Much News it Hurts 1HRx Tour UpdatesIf you haven't already been keeping a steady eye on the 1HRx Concert Dates Page, then you are living in the dark! The entire 1HRx Records lineup is currently invading shows left and right up and down the west coast! So far, things have been pretty kick-ass (with the exception of Esham bailing on his own show) and there have been some changes (most notably the replacement of Afroman with Mistah F.A.B. on the July 10th show in Medford, OR). Before we get into any of that, however, take a look at this: CLICK THUMBNAIL FOR LARGER IMAGE You got that right, the entire 1HRx Records lineup will be invading the Sea Hag in Ilwaco, WA (aka south Long Beach, WA) for a fourth-of-july bash that will put the first amendment to shame! Everything from Pill Brigade's electroshit to the hip-hop stylings of K-Dizzy & Acheron Flow, all the way down the line to a blowout stage show from date-rap pioneers Wombstretcha the Magnificent. Don't forget that DJ HazMatt will be spinning alongside DJ Castor Pollux (who will be also performing magic as Demon Stevens). Holy fuck, what a show! 21 and over only, but it's free so you might as well try... Wombstretcha ReturnsPortland's most offensive rap duo, Wombstretcha the Magnificent, has been on the back-burner as of recent. Partially to allow other 1HRx Records artists to shine and partially because Womb himself is out of the country until July 1st (he's busy stocking up on Canadian Dimetapp), the hymenic duo has been keeping things quiet. Sure, the occasional myspace blog from Womb has been popping up now and then, and Statutory Ray aka DJ HazMatt held down both the mic and the wheels of steel at the last two tour stops with labelmates K-Dizzy, Acheron Flow and DJ Castor Pollux, but things have been rather SoundProof as of recent... ... well kids, hold onto your parents because Wombstretcha is making his "Magnificent" return this Saturday, July 4th in Ilwaco, WA, headlining alongside the entire 1HRx Records team. Shortly after, the bastardly bunch will be sharing the stage with none other than Mistah F.A.B. and Lil Hyphy! Check the flyer:  CLICK THUMBNAIL FOR LARGER IMAGE Ho-lee-shit. On the downside, Afroman had to bail out on the previously scheduled lineup of the same date, but leave it to our homeboy Titan from Mann Clan Entertainment to take things up two notches whenever they get set back by one. This time, he booked Wombstretcha the Magnificent alongside two of the hottest names in the game. Stay tuned for details and specifics, but in short, be in Medford, OR on July 10th to get drunk and crunk with Womb, Ray, F.A.B. and Hyphy! Oh, your boys K-Dizzy, Acheron Flow and DJ Castor Pollux will be there too!! Also Womb-related is this interesting video shot from backstage from Wombstretcha's 4/20/09 Tribute to Columbine. Ever wonder how a stripper gets an eyeball stuck in her pussy? Check it: ... sure, we could take the time to upload and render video of the actual performance, but that's boring. Don't worry, we'll put some concert footage up within the week, but do you really need another reason to show up to the next Wombstretcha show other than meeting Sasha? Didn't think so. In other Wombstretcha news, the duo will be preparing a fresh new EP for free online download, titled the MSG EP, which roughly translates into "all flavor, no substance." This should be good. Keep an eye on Wombstretcha.com for that.  DJ HazMatt's Pro Audio ServicesFor those of you still confused about the overabundance of aliases and pseudonyms going on here at the 'Pharmacy, let us remind you that DJ HazMatt is the DJ persona of Statutory Ray, one half of Wombstretcha the Magnificent and super-producer extraordinaire. Recently, Wombstretcha released a remixed and remastered collection of hits titled Four More Years. Many of you out there in internet-land praised the production and mastering quality as top-notch. After that, K-Dizzy's album Ignorance & Poverty dropped, but with a serious increase in production and mastering quality over the version(s) floating around Portland on CD-R. Pill Brigade, Acheron Flow & DJ Castor Pollux's recent work has also sounded polished and remastered... ... why? Well, mastermind HazMatt/Ray/etc has gotten a hold of some kick-ass new equipment and is finally stepping up his game as a mastering engineer. If you like what you have been hearing and want your project mastered, then it's about time you check this out:  CLICK TO VISIT 1HRXMASTERING.COM You got that right. Now your local rap group or garage punk band can sound as good as the major-labels (seriously, if HazMatt can make Wombstretcha sound good, then anything is possible). You can download samples from HazMatt's current clients, get price quotes and finally take your music to the next (affordable) step at 1HRxMastering.com. What are you waiting for?  CLICK THUMBNAIL FOR LARGER IMAGE In other DJ HazMatt news, Tone-Def Thursdays - Slabtown Karaoke has been nothing short of a riot! If you haven't been showing up you don't know what your missing, and if you have been showing up you've probably been blacked-out drunk, so each night is like your first time! See you next thursday in Portland, OR at Slabtown! Remember to keep your eye on 1HRx Records' Youtube Channel for some awesome footage of this kick-ass weekly event. Well, that's about enough news to choke a camel. Perhaps we should update more often and in smaller doses? Nah, fuck that... it's the One-Hour Pharmacy, not the twelve-step program. - Eugene Springfield, 1HRx Records CEO2009-06-28Ray, Dizzy, Esham & NATAS - Tonight! Even though the 1HRx Records team has been almost too busy for words, we're finally finding the time to do some semi-daily updates, the first of which is more than relevant as it concerns an event that goes down in a matter of hours. If you haven't been keeping your eye on the 1HRx Records Concert Dates page, then you may not know about tonight's show:  CLICK ABOVE IMAGE FOR LARGER FLYER You got that right, K-Dizzy and Statutory Ray are preforming alongside underground legends Esham, NATAS and Project Born! Statutory will be performing his solo selections from the Wombstretcha catalogue, with K-Dizzy holding things down on his own. Pretty badass, eh? Also, Acheron Flow will be performing alongside his homie Krazy K, so it's gonna be an all-out 1HRx bash! See you there tonight in Eugene, OR, at the Wow Hall for this all-ages show! - Eugene Springfield, 1HRx CEO2009-06-18Huey Lewis and the...
1HRx Records Myspace Launch!Myspace is to the 2000s what cocaine was to the 1980s: everyone is wrapped up in it, no one wants to admit they partake in it, and sooner or later everyone will be addicted. Well, we finally gave in as well, and we are simultaneously proud and ashamed of the following:  CLICK HERE TO VISIT 1HRx RECORDS ON MYSPACE In all reality, it's kind of a cool concept - all of the 1HRx Records artists showcased at once, in one convenient location. If only the official 1HRx Records website had a feature to update moods, play Mafia! games and piss off ex-girlfriends. Oh well, 'tis the times. Make sure you add 1HRx Records as a friend on the 'Space. 1HRx Summer Sabotage Tour Updates Notice a few changes to the flyer? If not, you better refresh yo' self before you wreck yourself... or something. Not only is Wombstretcha the Magnificent opening for Afroman at the all-ages Lil Hyphy show in Ashland, OR on July 10th, but the July 26th show in Eugene is a new date as well (no more Casa Diablo date). If you live on the west coast, you have no reason to miss your local 1HRx Records Tour Stop. No, we're not hitting California. Why not? Because we hate California. Sorry, most of us are from the Northwest and, well, we're sick of shows only going down in Cali. Payback's a bitch, and so are you if you miss your closest tour date! Other 1HRx Records News Coming SoonThis week, we'll be filling you in on Acheron Flow, yet another bomb-ass 1HRx Records sign-ee, in addition to Wombstretcha the Magnificent's latest escapades and some upcoming album releases. On that note, we thank you for being patient with the re-construction of 1HRx Records (dead links getting fixed, pages getting updated, etc) by dropping you two awesome remixes from your favorite 1HRx Records artists... First up, a brand-new remix of K-Dizzy's kick-ass single "Sandman" (from the Ignorance and Poverty LP). This track was remixed by our homeboy and yours, Mikey Chaos: K Dizzy - Sandman (Mikey Chaos mix).mp3^^^ Right-Click, Save-As Mp3 Next up, a Wombstretcha remix that is not only blasphemous, but catchy as hell! Kind of fits with the theme, so enjoy this DJ HazMatt remix: Wombstretcha - Soundproof Van (Journey remix).mp3^^^ Right-Click, Save-As Mp3 Oh, and Eugene Springfield is sick. Condolences and flowers can be sent to 1HRx Records, Box 80954 Portland, OR 97280. Til then, stay sleazy. -  Statutory Ray2009-06-071HRx on Tour1HRx Summer Sabotage Tour Got plans for the summer? Well, now you do... It's a pretty well-known fact that everything we do as a label is influenced by the Wu-Tang Clan, from our early motto (M.C.D.M.S., or "monetary compensation dictates the majority of my surroundings) to the fact that we let a sub-par producer (Statutory Ray) remix and remaster anything on the label. We've taken it one step further this time, deciding to go on tour as a record label with select artists appearing on select dates. One show may feature K-Dizzy and DJ HazMatt, while the next show feature Pill Brigade (who?... be patient...) alongside Wombstretcha the Magnificent and K-Dizzy, and so on. Two select dates, the July 4th and July 26th shows, feature the entire 1HRx Records lineup in all of their over-the-top glory. Each show is different from the next, including an opening spot with Esham & Natas, a beach-bash, a strip club performance, a freestyle DJ-vs-Emcee jam, etc.  If you do one thing this summer, drop some acid and watch Teletubbies on mute while blaring The Wall.. it's fucking amazing. But if you decide to do nine things, come to all of our tour stops. More information regarding specific show details is located in the concert dates section of this website, but don't worry... the updates and mass-texts will continue until morale improves (at which point we will call you names, thus lowering morale to a raise-able level once again). ----------------------------------------- Well, that's about it for now. 1HRx Records is touring the west coast, or at least the beach and the desert. No more sONEdONEcate on the label, but with the additions of Pill Brigade, Acheron Flow and DJ Castor Pollux, 1HRx Records is growing like Ray's tolerance for penicillin. We hired a team of meth-addicted toddlers to help out at the office, so you can all finally expect regular updates. Coming Friday,...
Time to beat the kids and drink mouthwash, 'til next time... - Eugene Springfield, 1HRx Records C.E.O.Oh, and don't any of you forget to attend DJ HazMatt's drunken Karaoke event tonight! Not only will you get laid, but you will get drunk as well: CLICK ABOVE FLYER FOR DETAILS Even though the following video is not the genius work of 1HRx Records (and we rarely link to other pages, so consider this an extreme case), it's quite fitting: 2009-05-28The Calm Before the StormWonder what's been up with 1HRx Records? Well, we've been far from lazy. In fact, we've been quite the opposite, busy wrapping up the following: 1HRx 2009 Summer Tour, featuring Pill Brigade, The S1nd1cate, Wombstretcha, K-Dizzy, DJ HazMatt and some brand-new signees. Stretching from Spokane to Pheonix. Brand new information regarding potential signess industrial group Pill Brigade, DJ-slash-Magician Castor Pollux, battle-rap master Acheron Flow, punk rockers Redheaded Stepchild, drunk rockers Alcoholocost and more. New merch and three brand-new Wombstretcha-related releases, including a Statutory Ray solo project, a S1nd1cate-slash-Womb supergroup, and a surprise too cool to announce right now. Word. Big update Saturday night, stay tuned. Eugene Springfield, 1HRx Records C.E.O.2009-05-15Soundproof Van - The Music VideoOkay, before you even watch this you need to know that this is uber-low quality Youtube shit, and you can download a higher-quality mpeg by clicking here. Otherwise, enjoy... That's some shit, ain't it?! Not only is Soundproof Van (click to d/l the Four More Years version of this classic song) now a Thriller-length music video, but it may be the subject of a lawsuit!!! More on that later. For now, the 1HRx Records team as well as Wombstretcha and Statutory Ray would like to thank (in no particular order) the following people: Director, writer and actor Josh Dent, the endless list of extras, including K-Dizzy, Jared, Sage, Jodge, Nigel, Melissa, Alice, Nomatic, Krazy K, that one chick, the dude in the pumpkin outfit, Max, his kid (thanks for offering up the baby but we only go so far), Dirty Dave, Miss Kitty aka Emily, Dead, all the other randoms that showed up as a result of the YouTube posting, The S1nd1cate, Enterprise rentals and whoever is resting under the gravestone we used as a prop. Filmed by Josh Dent Edited by Statutory Ray. Cast: Albert Fish ... Josh Dent Go-Go Gorilla ... Himself Satan ... "Heavy" Eric Johnson Wombstretcha ... Himself Statutory Ray ... Himself Fed Ex Driver ... Go-Go Gorilla K-Dizzy ... Himself Chris Hansen ... Himself (really, that's him) Strippers ... Sascha and Eden Children ... when I say I love 'em, - Eugene Springfield, 1HRx.com C.E.O.2009-04-23Face Full of NEWS!Soundproof Van Video Premiere Tonight!!!Like, really fucking late at night (technically Tuesday morning). But that's just how we roll. What's that you say? You didn't know about the video? Tsk, tsk... 4/20 @ Samurai Duck in Eugene, ORIf you're not already sick of this flyer, here it is again:  Record release for K-Dizzy's Ignorance and Poverty, video premiere for Wombstretcha's Soundproof Van (plus a live show), strippers, Macc Matt, Alcoholocost and much more. Also, word has it the dancers invited Ray and company to the hotel room they got. It has a hot tub. Yeah... Fuck yeah. Show up!!! Womb & Ray @ Dante's Tuesday Night Contrary to any rumors, Wombstretcha and Statutory Ray will be on the Ed Foreman Show Tuesday night from 9pm-11pm (somewhere in that block). You can click here for more information, or just show up to Dante's at 9pm for this free event. Wombstretcha and Ray answering interview questions, performing freestyle jams and much more! Well, that should stuff your bong for now. More news coming this week, including:
- Eugene Springfield, 1HRx Records C.E.O.UPDATE:Soundproof Van Video Online Premiere Delayed Due to Legal Reasons. Really, we're not pulling your leg here, this is a long story (that we will expand upon later) but it boils down to this: Go-Go Gorilla, child abuse allegations and a custody battle. Oh, and a stolen Fed Ex van. We'll upload as soon as we can, stay tuned...2009-04-204/20 Approaches + Label NewsSo it seems as if not everyone is ready for Wombstretcha's Tribute to Columbine happening this Monday, April 20th in Eugene, OR at the Samurai Duck (click for venue info) between 7pm and 11:30pm. That's right, we're giving your stoned ass an early show that is also FREE so you have no reason not to go! This album is not only the release party of labelmate K-Dizzy's new album, but also the world premiere of the Soundproof Van Music Video by Wombstretcha, who will also be performing alongside Macc Matt and Alcoholocost. Here's the flyer: CLICK ABOVE FLYER FOR MAP TO VENUE More 1HRx Records news to come this week, including...
That last part is a lie, but I'm on this new Buddhist kick and I'm thinking that if I just focus... - Eugene Springfield, 1HRx C.E.O.2009-04-18Mega-Awesome Michael Bay EpicnessWombstretcha to Premiere Soundproof Van Video(SPV VIDEO PREVIEW - LOW QUALITY VERSION) Unlike the duo's other videos, the new shoot for Soundproof Van (Four More Years Version) was written, directed and filmed by a professional director. Josh Dent of CoffeeHouse Films, to be precise. The video will not only premiere at our upcoming 4/20/09 show (director, stars and strippers will be at the event to discuss the process of filming an R-Rated video on a zero-dollar budget), but it will be available on YouTube as well as for high-quality download right here at 1HRx Records.com on 4/21/09! If you haven't been keeping your eye on the new easy-to-navigate 1HRx Concert Dates page, you are missing out. Several 1HRx Records artists have upcoming shows, none of which you want to miss!Wombstretcha's 420 ShowYou're reading that correctly. Not only will this be a record release party for new 1HRx artist K-Dizzy and a video premiere for Wombstretcha'a song Soundproof Van, but the performance is an early show geared toward the type of crowd that would be expected at a 4/20 show in Eugene. The director of the Soundproof Van Music Video (our first "professional video" to date), Josh Dent of CoffeeHouse Films, will be at the event for a special Q&A. If that's not enough freshness, an event called Sinder Circus will close down the evening from 11pm-2am, featuring firedancers, industrial music and more. If you're looking for the Samurai Duck, you can click here for directions or just head to 980 Oak St (10th and Oak) in downtown Eugene, OR for this FREE show (21 and over only). In addition to the riot that will be Wombstretcha's 4/20 tribute to columbine show, don't forget about the following live appearances by the world's most offensive band: Additional Wombstretcha Appearances Friday, April 10th @ 9pm Wombstretcha opens up Ink n' Pink's final round, Friday, April 10th @ Dante's (click here for info). Tits, tats and strippers! This event will be hosted by Statutory Ray, so buy him a drink and you'll get laid and/or smoked out (gender depending).  Tuesday, April 21st @ Dante's Wombstretcha will be a guest on the Ed Foreman Show, Tuesday, April 21st @ Dante's. (click here for info). A talk-show style interview, a live performance and a chance to take down some T n' Ts with the hymenic duo. Oh, you don't know what that is? Tanqueray and Tab... can't get the party started without that, knowwhatimsizzlin?! Upcoming S1nd1cate Shows Wednesday, April 15th & Friday, August 7th Moving on to a band with actual talent, instruments and a fanbase, don't miss The S1nd1cate's upcoming shows, including a Wednesday, April 15th appearance at Boise State University's battle-of-the-bands (click here for more information) and a summer apperance at a comic/sci-fi/horror convention that goes down Friday, August 7th in Nampa, ID (click here for more information). Keep your eye on future dates as S1nd1cate is not only an amazing studio band, but extremely talented live performers as well! Upcoming DJ HazMatt Gigs Fridays 4-9pm & Sunday 4pm-2am Next on the list of 1HRx artists keeping the crowds moving is strip-club regular and mashup master DJ HazMatt. Casa Diablo, a world-famous strip club known for barely legal private dances and legendary two-girl shows, is letting HazMatt take over Friday afternoons as well as Sunday nights. Open from 4pm-2am with a smoking patio and dirt-cheap drink specials, Casa Diablo is the place to be (click here for HazMatt's Casa schedule).  Every Thursday, starting May 1st Next up, a kick-ass dive bar called Slabtown is letting DJ HazMatt aka Statutory Ray take over Thursday nights starting in May for Extreme Ka-Ray-oke (click here for more information). Can you sing? Do you have talent? Then stay the hell away, because Extreme Ka-Ray-oke is strictly for tone-deaf drunks, punk rockers and strippers! Special guests, stand-up comedians, DJ spots and more will be rotated at random, but the staple will remain: Extreme Ka-Ray-oke, Thursdays at Slabtown! Although this event doesn't officially begin until May (due to schedule conflicts), HazMatt will be holding down the April 9th and April 30th dates to get things started early while working out the kinks. Make sure you show up Thursdays at Slabtown (NW 16th between Lovejoy and Marshall in Portland, OR) for this Free event! If the above dose of 1HRx Records information overload wasn't enough, stay tuned for the following:
Take that, bitches. - Eugene Springfield, 1HRx Records C.E.O.2009-04-06Download Four More Years FREE + Concert InfoHey there, kiddies! 1HRx Records staff here, just letting you know some bomb-ass info regarding the rap duo you hate to love, Wombstretcha the Magnificent. As usual, shameless self-promotion involving strip clubs, live shows and free albums to follow. Scroll down... Download Four More Years LP FREEWe're finally doing it. In order to convince you that the latest Womb album, Four More Years is much, much more than just a greatest hits CD, we're gonna let you download it, for free, no strings attached. Every one of these tracks is MUCH DIFFERENT than the old ones you are used to; remixed, re-recorded, and remastered. Buy the real product and have it in high-quality CD format (when you buy the *actual cd*, you get a promo code in the liner notes to unlock the ENTIRE BACK CATALOGUE for FREE on this site) or just check out the mp3s. We know you're broke...  Four More Years CD- $13.99 Download the individual mp3 tracks below (Right-click, Save-as)... Four More Years - 01 - On A Daily.mp3 Four More Years - 02 - Shake It[Like A Baby].mp3 Four More Years - 03 - Pop, Pop.mp3 Four More Years - 04 - Put 'em On The Rack.mp3 Four More Years - 05 - Soundproof Van.mp3 Four More Years - 06 - Track 06.mp3 Four More Years - 07 - Tasty Double.mp3 Four More Years - 08 - Baby Steps.mp3 Four More Years - 09 - Oh Snap.mp3 Four More Years - 10 - Caveman.mp3 Four More Years - 11 - Women and Children First.mp3 Four More Years - 12 - Stop Sign.mp3 Four More Years - 13 - Guess What You Got (You Got AIDS).mp3 Four More Years - 14 - Hidden Stache.mp3 Four More Years - 15 - Fucking Polite.mp3 Four More Years - 16 - Jus 'busin.mp3 Four More Years - 17 - Tapped Out.mp3 Four More Years - 18 - Face Full of Cunt.mp3 Four More Years - 19 - Can't Say 'Nigga'.mp3 Four More Years - 20 - Pac Man vs Donkey Kong.mp3 Four More Years - 21 - Lost It In 'Nam.mp3 Four More Years - 22 - Glove and Rockets.mp3 Four More Years - 23 - Reproductive Wrongs.mp3 Upcoming Wombstretcha AppearancesWombstretcha Opens Up Ink n' Pink CLICK FLYER FOR LARGER IMAGE When: Tuesday, April 10th, 9pm. Where: Dante's, 1 SW 3rd Ave, Portland, OR 97204 What: Ink n' Pink, a moving event (see flyer) featuring strippers and tattoo artists, is being hosted by Statutory Ray this year. Every Friday for the next five weeks, make sure to support your local single mothers. But on the final date, April 10th show up early and on time as Womb and Ray will be spitting more than sunflower seeds. See you there! Wombstretcha on/at the Ed Foreman Show!When: Tuesday, April 21st, 9pm sharp. Where: Dante's, 1 SW 3rd Ave, Portland, OR 97204 What: Wombstretcha the Magnificent is Ed Forman's very special guest for the evening, including a talkshow-style interview and a brief live performance. Make sure you show up on time to enjoy the entire free show, including comedy, live acts and guests! Womb, Ray and Ed will be discussing Four More Years, the potentially non-existent Columbine Tribute Concert and much, much more. Shit, there might even be strippers in attendance and a possible afterparty in Ray's garage. Wombstretcha's 4/20 ShowWhen: Monday, April 20th, 9pm. Where: Venue TBA What: Pure awesomeness. More details later, but in short, Wombstretcha the Magnificent is celebrating 420 the only way he knows how: by paying homage to random acts of violence committed against highschoolers in the name of offensive rock groups! Not only is this show a Womb show, but it will also celebrate labelmate K-Dizzy's record release for "Ignorance and Poverty," and of course, the drunk stylings of Redheaded Stepchild will be there too. Stay tuned, as the venue is still TBA... Well, that's about it for now. Three live appearances and a free LP download. If you want anymore, you're an ungrateful bitch and you'll need to check back Wednesday. That last line had nothing to do with 1HRx, just a personal note. - Eugene Springfield, 1HRx Records CEOP.S., remember to scroll down for some news on Saturday's video shoot. 2009-03-09Wanna be in a Wombstretcha Video?Do you live in Portland, OR? No, there will not be pie. Still, bring the kids. - Eugene Springfield, 1HRx Records CEO2009-03-07 |
